Application dating my teenage daughter
C: Referring to rapper Fiddy Cent as "Fifty Cents"?
B: Asking my oldest daughter if that guy I saw her talking to yesterday at school was her boyfriend?
Paul: Hypothetically, how many kids would you say are sexually active?
Do it twice and the hair smells nice - lather, rinse, repeat!
Carter Tibbits: [a second screen pops up with him sitting on the couch in his room] I can't!
You know, when I was a teenager going on my first holiday without my parents, I was scared. A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table.
Paul: Oh, well, if you meant anything to him he'll call you. [she starts to cry a little]Paul: Well, give it a day, if you meant anything *at all* to him he will call. Bridget: [Bridget walks in, Kerry runs to her crying, Bridget gives her a hug] You talked to Dad? Cate: [comes down the stairs and sees Kerry crying] Paul! Kerry: Aren't you supposed to be saving people from drowning?
I get paid to wear a bathing suit and sit on a throne.
Your face looks like Lacey's." Bridget: [in shower] Who's the girl with the great hair? Carter Tibbits: Paul, I thought my crew chief made everything clear. He points his hands at Paul, revealing that he was faking] Booyah! Tibbits, I stole that picture of you and movie legend, Paul Newman. Back then we didn't share our deep personal feelings, our deepest conversations usually revolved around the tigers bull pen. There's not a feeling that my kids are afraid to express over and over and over. sitting there, drinking a cup of tea] How long ahve you been sitting there?